Michael (cingulus) wrote in flatisbeautiful,

This'll Raise Your Blood Pressure

Dallas' Jaguar "men's club" is having amateur nights on Thursday for "Itty Bitty Titty" girls in September.

I've never liked those places -- they're one shade shy of prostitution -- but in my single days I'd have been tempted to show up. I always liked A-cups.

Except: The ad also says the winner gets a free boob job.
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